Tag: trying for 3000
member name: Dave L.
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December 22, 2009 10:57 PM EST --
Well it was a busy evening and I am very tired. Hope everyone has a good hump day tomorrow.
Merry Christmas!
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December 22, 2009 07:17 AM EST --
Hope everyone had a good night sleep. I didn't want to get up this morning, but it is the christmas party at work that I paid for so I came in. Lots of food on the agenda.
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December 22, 2009 12:38 PM EST --
Just got done with the Christmas party for our hall at work. There was tons and tons of food to eat. I tried a little of everything. Included in the party was: pizza, italian hoagie, . . .
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December 22, 2009 08:12 AM EST --
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. - Hannah Arendt
I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for . . .
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December 21, 2009 05:14 PM EST --
I just got done eating supper. I made a ham steak (well I guess I warmed it up on the stove) some french fries and a green giant frozen cauliflower carrots and broccolli in the microwave. . . .
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December 21, 2009 08:30 PM EST --
* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your . . .
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December 21, 2009 10:41 PM EST --
Well it's been a long day so I'm going to hit the hay. Hope everyone had a good day. Talk to you all tomorrow.
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December 19, 2009 04:54 PM EST --
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.
When she . . .
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December 21, 2009 04:21 PM EST --
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you . . .
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December 21, 2009 08:51 AM EST --
With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
First things first, but not necessarily in that order. - Doctor Who
My . . .
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August 27, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, . . .
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December 20, 2009 07:13 AM EST --
I bet it was really tough being an Apostle of Jesus. What if you wanted a day off?
You ring up Jesus and say, "Jesus, I'm sick today, running a little fever and feeling congested so I won't be able . . .
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December 20, 2009 08:08 AM EST --
My marriage had its ups and downs like anyone's, but when it came down to it, I knew it was solid. I miss that sort of security, and that sort of connection with someone. - John Scalzi
Everybody . . .
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August 29, 2008 10:56 AM EDT --
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. - Like this: It could be a right number.
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August 29, 2008 03:12 PM EDT --
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
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August 29, 2008 06:22 PM EDT --
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
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November 08, 2008 02:00 PM EST --
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks . . .
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November 09, 2008 08:04 PM EST --
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected . . .
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November 09, 2008 08:07 PM EST --
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist! He insulted me terribly this . . .
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November 13, 2008 08:09 PM EST --
I just got back from the funeral parlor. A coworker's 20 year old son passed suddenly on Monday. I would like all my gather friends to say a prayer for him and his family at this time. . . .
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