Tag: points and prizes
member name: Dave L.
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January 21, 2009 04:02 PM EST --
Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."
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January 21, 2009 04:03 PM EST --
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
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January 21, 2009 07:38 PM EST --
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:
"I have been unable to . . .
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January 21, 2009 07:45 PM EST --
Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
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January 21, 2009 04:05 PM EST --
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. . . .
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January 21, 2009 07:41 PM EST --
- you have ever tried to repair a $15.00 radio.
- you think of the gadgets in your office as "friends."
- you think your computer looks better without the cover.
- you have ever purchased . . .
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January 21, 2009 07:49 PM EST --
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
The taxidermist only takes the skin.
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March 19, 2009 07:40 PM EDT --
You are receiving this note because you have been selected as a winner for that recent sweepstakes!
Your prize is described below:
100 SpotCash
Your account should be updated with your SpotCash . . .
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