Tag: joke
member name: Dave L.
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December 21, 2009 08:30 PM EST --
* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your . . .
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December 19, 2009 04:54 PM EST --
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.
When she . . .
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December 21, 2009 04:21 PM EST --
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you . . .
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December 20, 2009 07:13 AM EST --
I bet it was really tough being an Apostle of Jesus. What if you wanted a day off?
You ring up Jesus and say, "Jesus, I'm sick today, running a little fever and feeling congested so I won't be able . . .
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December 19, 2009 11:11 PM EST --
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which . . .
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November 08, 2008 02:00 PM EST --
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks . . .
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November 09, 2008 08:04 PM EST --
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected . . .
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November 09, 2008 08:07 PM EST --
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist! He insulted me terribly this . . .
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November 20, 2008 05:45 PM EST --
An error has occurred - could be anything really.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred?
Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error . . .
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December 06, 2008 02:29 PM EST --
This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"
"Coffee is three dollars the waitress said".
"How much is a refill?" the man asked. . . .
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July 12, 2009 03:19 PM EDT --
Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.
My friend sent me this blonde joke, and she is a blonde. TOO FUNNY
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April 13, 2009 04:09 PM EDT --
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?" . . .
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April 30, 2009 09:13 PM EDT --
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Austin seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of Adam's rib. Later in the . . .
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December 15, 2009 09:48 PM EST --
Here's a listing of some recently-published "new books" & their author....
- "How to Write Large Books" by Warren Peace
- "The Lion Attacked" by Claude Yarmoff
- "The Art of Archery" by Beau . . .
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August 03, 2008 05:11 PM EDT --
A stranger was seated next to an 8-year old girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk, I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a . . .
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December 01, 2008 04:52 PM EST --
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.
After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, . . .
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August 27, 2008 04:59 PM EDT --
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute
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November 08, 2008 11:15 PM EST --
One of the presidential candidates was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the candidate . . .
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November 09, 2008 07:58 PM EST --
1. For every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000/month.
2. The only reason I took up . . .
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November 09, 2008 08:02 PM EST --
Dear Sir:
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wells, Iowa, received a check for $1,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs. So, I want to go into the "not raising hogs" business next . . .
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